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N.M.E. Sales Guy/filmography
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The following is a complete list of all of N.M.E. Sales Guy's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, along with other information regarding his role in each episode:
N.M.E. Sales Guy's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya! | ||||
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Episode | Image | Role | Selected quote | Notes |
Kirby Comes to Cappy Town | Secondary character | "Just give it time, your Highness, and I guarantee that little shrimp will grow on you." | ||
A Blockbuster Battle | Secondary character | "Now that we know your opponent is Kirby, all our monsters have new improved attack powers." *gets attacked by monsters* "See what I mean?" | ||
Kirby's Duel Role | Secondary character | "No problemo, Triple D! We always give credit where credit is due!" | ||
Dark and Stormy Knight | Secondary character | *chuckles* "Sorry, your Majesty, but our contract states that Kracko can't be sent backo!" | ||
Beware: Whispy Woods! | Secondary character | "Well according to my calculations, your Night Mare Enterprises account shows an outstanding unpaid balance of 19 million in change, see?" | ||
The Fofa Factor | Secondary character | "Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again." | ||
The Big Taste Test | Tertiary character | *chuckles* "Just take a look at page 250." | ||
Escargoon Squad | Secondary character | "Overdue bills! King Dedede owed us big time and this was the only way we could collect. Ta ta!" | ||
Cappy New Year | Tertiary character | "That's Sasuke, our firework monster!" | ||
The Pillow Case | Secondary character | "Thanks to our friend King Dedede, all of Cappy Town will be dreaming exactly what we want them to." | ||
The Thing About the Ring | Secondary character | "Just what the doctor ordered, eh, D-Man?" | ||
Here Comes the Son | Secondary character | "There's a little extra service charge for that special upload, King." | ||
Dedede's Snow Job | Tertiary character | "We deal mostly in monsters, not home appliances, but I think we may just have something that'll do the job." | It should be noted that N.M.E. later does deal in home appliances, with examples being the pieces of SlicerDicer in Cooking Up Trouble and the CFC-emitting air conditioner devices in A Sunsational Puzzle. | |
Hour of the WolfWrath | Secondary character | "Oops. I guess I forgot to mention that! WolfWrath needs to set fires to get the strength for its attacks." | ||
The Flower Plot | Tertiary character | "Oh Whispy sure has weird taste in girlfriends. That boy's been in the woods too long!" | ||
Labor Daze | Tertiary character | "It's the ultra-cool hyper-industrial factory starter kit you ordered, D-Meister!" | ||
A Spice Odyssey | Tertiary character | "That's an appetizing proposition. Sit back while we cook up a cook!" | ||
Hatch Me If You Can | Tertiary character | "With Kirby so attached to that cute little monster, he won't want to fight a big ol' bad one! When the giant Galbo attacks, Kirby's history!" | ||
Abusement Park | Secondary character | "It's like he's scratching a chalk board! I can't take it! I'm sending Kirby back!" | ||
A Dental Dilemma | Tertiary character | "Good luck, Big D!" | ||
Junk Jam | Tertiary character | "We'll be happy to deep-six the dumping as soon as you pay us what you owe us, Sire." | ||
A Recipe for Disaster | Tertiary character | *chuckles* "Cobgoblin, you're up! Now you go take care of Kirby!" | ||
The Kirby Derby - Part I | Tertiary character | "With its deluxe five thousand horsepower engine and turbo-charged side-mount rockets, this machine can outrun any racecar!" | ||
The Kirby Derby - Part II | Tertiary character | "It seems that Kirby has mastered control of his Starship." | Appears only in the Japanese version. As such, his dialogue is translated from Japanese. | |
Watermelon Felon | Tertiary character | "Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" | ||
A Novel Approach | Tertiary character | "Per your request, it's my great pleasure to introduce...the author of Pappy Pottey!" | ||
Escar-Gone | Secondary character | "Erasem is one of the tinier monsters in our inventory. Try searching the castle with a magnifying glass." | ||
Monster Management | Secondary character | "How's it going? Disastrously, I trust!" | ||
Prediction Predicament - Part I | Tertiary character | "Thousand years away, hmm? I don't know about our little friends, but I for one am feeling kind of impatient. What do you say we speed up the process just a little bit?" | ||
Scare Tactics - Part I | Tertiary character | "You're way over your limit, boys!" | ||
Scare Tactics - Part II | Secondary character | "It didn't work, D! I'll have to send a monster to carry Kirby back here by force!" | ||
Pink-Collar Blues | Tertiary character | "It just so happens we have exactly what you're looking for! Stand by." | ||
Tourist Trap | Secondary character | "As far as tourism goes, Sire, here's my opinion. You might as well rename Dream Land "Snoozeville"!" | ||
Cartoon Buffoon | Secondary character | "I just re-read our contract, King D, and it states that the show has to be of professional quality!" | ||
Don't Bank on It | Tertiary character | *laughs* "I forgot to tell you! We made the dolls, like you ordered, but there was a side effect. A psychic bond develops between you and the dolls. Eventually, anything that happens to the dolls is also experienced by you!" | ||
Kirby Takes the Cake | Tertiary character | "You see, he has trouble distinguishing between friend and foe. Poor little fella gets confused sometimes. I'd wanna handle this one with care, Big D!" | ||
Snack Attack - Part I | Tertiary character | "So, they sprung you out of the slammer, Sire. It must have been a bum wrap. I can't imagine you stealing anything." | ||
Snack Attack - Part II | Tertiary character | *laughs* "I tried to sell you more fighting monsters, but you decided to pinch your pennies! Now you're stuck with the junk, Big D!" | ||
Sweet and Sour Puss | Tertiary character | "The monster invades its opponents and takes away their ability to get angry or fight back." | ||
Dedede's Pet Threat | Tertiary character | "I'd love to help you out, but we've got a no-return policy once they've multiplied, unless of course we can work something out." | ||
A Half-Baked Battle | Tertiary character | "Fine, but be careful, Big D! This monster could be hard for you to stomach, too!" | ||
eNeMeE Elementary | Tertiary character | "We'll take care of all the details for you, D-Man! eNeMeE Academy is a first-class facility with a super-strict curriculum! We'll whip those kids into shape in no time." | ||
The Meal Moocher | Tertiary character | "Okay, but the crustacean I've got in mind is monster-sized!" | ||
Crusade for the Blade | Tertiary character | "Very interesting. If this space girl is as tough as you say she is, I think I better send the big guy!" | ||
Fitness Fiend | Tertiary character | "Don't worry your little head! It's not going to be cheap, but I happen to have a sure-fire way to a slimmer and trimmer you!" | ||
Something to Sneeze At | Primary character | "Yes, it's a proven scientific factoid. Cold germs hate to infect dim-witted creatures because they spend days in an empty head with nothing to do. It gets pretty boring up there, so they leave to find somebody smarter." *coughs* | This marks the N.M.E. Sales Guy's first leading role in an episode. | |
The Kirby Quiz | Primary character | "Guess I've forgotten how crummy Kirby's caterwauling could be! Is everybody okay?" | ||
The Chill Factor | Tertiary character | "D, I can't send you any more monsters 'til your bill's paid up, but I can send ya somethin' hot to tide you over." | ||
The School Scam | Tertiary character | "Sounds like you could use some new blood in that student body of yours, to challenge the children." | ||
Delivery Dilemma | Tertiary character | *chuckles* "You're joking, right?" | ||
Waddle While You Work | Tertiary character | "It's a simple case of economics, D-Man! In the business world, you're what we call: a dead-beat!" | ||
Dedede's Raw Deal | Tertiary character | "But D-Man! This is high tech! The equipment costs a fortune!" | ||
Caterpillar Thriller | Tertiary character | "You just summon the monster from the island where it lives! Of course, Mosugaba won't come for just anybody!" | ||
Fossil Fools - Part I | Tertiary character | "Meet Doctor Moro! He's a specialist in this kind of thing. Happy experimenting!" | ||
Dedede's Monsterpiece | Tertiary character | "Sorry, D, we're fresh out of artists, but I could send you a monster!" | ||
Right Hand Robot | Secondary character | "All I'm tryin' to tell you, Big-D, is that you'll get a kick out of those buttons on its shell!" | ||
Goin' Bonkers | Tertiary character | "That's a ridiculous idea! Who ever heard of making a giant gorilla monster?" | ||
Power Ploy | Secondary character | "Believe me! I hear where you guys are coming from, and if you care to fill out a complaint form, I'd be happy to pass it on to my superiors. Pleasing our customers is Night Mare Enterprises' top priority!" | ||
A Trashy Tale | Secondary character | "Thought it might be a nice gesture! Seeing as you were sweet enough to send us your trash, we thought we'd send you some of ours!" | ||
Cooking Up Trouble | Tertiary character | "By the way, Three D. What's all this I hear about the men folk in Cappy Town taking up cooking?" | ||
Teacher's Threat | Tertiary character | "Well you see Chip's not an honest-to-badness monster per se, but we knew he could teach, so we hired him and told him to act like a monster." | ||
A Sunsational Puzzle | Secondary character | "As you can see, the hole they made is a real whopper! UV rays are pouring through even as we speak!" | ||
A Chow Challenge | Tertiary character | "We're doing our best, but Night Mare Enterprises deals in monsters, not in groceries. It may take a little time, Triple-D!" | ||
Shell-Shocked | Tertiary character | "Sorry, Loony-Goon, just tryin' to keep the mood light! And to cheer you up, I got a little surprise!" | ||
Tooned Out | Secondary character | "You better get movin', Triple-D! A hole opened up in our network's schedule for the day after tomorrow!" | ||
Born to Be Mild - Part I | Secondary character | "Hello, there! Welcome, Cappy race fans! Welcome to the opening day at Dream Land's beautiful new DDD Speedway! This exciting event is brought to you by Night Mare Enterprises: purveyor of fine monsters for all occasions including birthdays, anniversaries, engagement parties, baby showers--" | ||
Born to Be Mild - Part II | Secondary character | "Well, folks, that's the end of the race and the end of the raceway, too! Thanks for watching and have a pleasant day! See ya!" | ||
Hunger Struck | Tertiary character | "Hey there, Big D! What's shakin'? ...You two posin' for a statue?" | ||
D'Preciation Day | Tertiary character | "I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty..." | ||
Cowardly Creature | Secondary character | "No! It's very cute and cuddly, and it's got a name. We like to call it Phan Phan!" | ||
Frog Wild | Tertiary character | "If that frog's around, I bet it's causing Kirby's naughty behavior." | ||
Air-Ride-in-Style - Part I | Primary character | "Kabu's sort of a hospital for Warp Stars and wounded Star Warriors. Like a big recovery room." | ||
Air-Ride-in-Style - Part II | Secondary character | "I must say I'm quite impressed with our pudgy pink pal! Sure, he's the enemy and all, but for a little guy, he's got a lot a' guts!" | ||
Cappy Town Down | Secondary character | "Get rid of Meta Knight's battleship for us, and we'll repair your transmitter at no charge and throw in a free monster!" | ||
Combat Kirby | Primary character | "Bye-bye. It's always been a real pleasure double-dealing with you, Your Majesty." *laughs* | ||
Fright to the Finish | Primary character | "I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman!" | ||
Kirby 3D | Secondary character | "My profoundest apologies, King Dedede and Lord Escargoon. We'll send over our latest, most miserable model for a discount price of... two billion D-Bills!" |