WiKirby:April Fools/2024/Dark Crafter

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Trivia

• Dark Crafter is a boss in Kirby and the Rainbow Curse.
  • He is the final boss of the game.
  • He is fought directly after Claycia.
• Dark Crafter was possessing Claycia in a similar matter to Dark Matter from earlier games.
• Dark Crafter is fought by Kirby Rocket.
  • Kirby Rocket was painted by Elline.
  • Kirby Rocket is Kirby if he was a rocket.
• Dark Crafter resembles a cloud of paint with a single eye that also looks like a mouth. Above the eye is a pair of nightshades which were previously used to subdue Claycia and from which the beast emerges.
• Dark Crafter has two disembodied Grab Hands for hands.
• Very little is known, if at all, about Dark Crafter's motives.
  • His figurine description stated that he wanted to take over the world, and he generally seems to have a cold and sadistic personality.
  • When Kirby takes damage from his bombs, for instance, he can be seen chuckling.
• Dark Crafter has a figurine.
  • Dark Crafter does not have a figure.
• Dark Crafter makes an appearance in the "Bad Boss Brothers" Celebration Picture in Kirby Star Allies.
• Dark Crafter is one of few Kirby characters whose name starts with "Dark". Others include:
  • Dark Matter
    • Dark Matter Clone
  • Dark Matter Cloud
    • Dark Rimuru
    • Dark Rimura
    • Dark Rimuro
  • Dark Meta Knight
  • Dark Mind
  • Dark Daroack
  • Dark Nebula
  • Dark Taranza
  • Aeon Hero (Dark) has "Dark" in his name, but not at the start.
• Dark Crafter's theme music is called "Dark Crafter Battle".
  • This theme unsurprisingly plays during the battle with Dark Crafter.
• Kirby engages Dark Crafter directly after freeing Claycia from his influence. Ellinepaints Kirby into a Kirby Rocket to chase after Dark Crafter, who fights on the move by tossing explosive bombs at Kirby. Included with these bombs, however, are Point Stars which Kirby can to collect so he can charge up a Star Dash and ram Dark Crafter, who loses color every time he's hit.
• Dark Crafter changes up his bomb-throwing wave patterns every time he is hit, with the last waves being particularly numerous and difficult to dodge, as well as there being less stars to pick up. While it is generally unsafe for Kirby to try and use his Star Dash on Dark Crafter while he is tossing bombs, there are moments where Dark Crafter has to take a short break, and tries to spin to boost speed instead. This moment is the best opening for a Star Dash attack. After three successful hits, Dark Crafter is defeated, dissipating into nothingness far out in space.
• Dark Crafter's name starts with a capital D.
  • This letter is followed by the letter a, though no longer capital.
    • After this, the letter r comes into play.
      • The letter k finished the first word of his name.
        • Following this is a space.
          • The letter C starts the next word, and is the final capital letter.
            • The letter r returns from its hiatus to be the second letter in the secnod word.
              • The letter a also returns right after.
                • Succeeding this letter is an f.
                  • Right after comes the letter t.
                    • The letter e then makes a surprise appearance.
                      • The final letter in his name is a third r.
• Dark Crafter seems to be made out of paint or clay.
• Dark Crafter's design features many colors, including red, orange, pink, purple, blue, green, yellow, cyan, and a bit of black and white.
• The Dark Crafter is the only boss to be fought with a transformation; his battle uses the Kirby Rocket transformation.
  • As such, Kirby Rocket is considered to be the game's Final Weapon.
• Dark Crafter's sunglasses resemble Nightmare's glasses.
• Dark Crafter's roar is a slightly distorted version of King Dedede's roar from Kirby: Triple Deluxe.
• After Kirby Rocket hits Dark Crafter twice, the only colors that remain on his body are the three traditional primary colors: red, yellow, and blue.
• Dark Crafter shares various characteristics with Dark Matter, implying he may be a member, such as having a single eye, being black in color (albeit covered in rainbow blobs), possessing a powerful individual, assaulting a happy planet with the goal to take over the universe, having a final battle that takes place in outer space or a very high altitude (the former in this case), and that "Crafter" has assonance with "Matter."
  • His eye also has a white pupil and black iris, similar to 0², although the latter has a red sclera, whereas Dark Crafter's is white.
• The last four trivia facts where not taken from Kirby FANDOM.
• dark crafter may or may not be a guy
• Dark Crafter does not appear in Kirby's Dream Land, Kirby's Adventure, Kirby's Pinball Land, Kirby's Dream Course, Kirby's Avalanche, Kirby's Dream Land 2, Kirby's Block Ball, Kirby's Toy Box, Kirby Super Star, Kirby's Star Stacker on Game Boy, Kirby's Dream Land 3, Kirby's Star Stacker on Super Famicom, Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble, Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land, Kirby Air Ride, Kirby Slide, Kirby & The Amazing Mirror, Kirby: Canvas Curse, Kirby: Sparkling Medal Land, Kirby: Squeak Squad, Kirby: Magical Tower of Medal Land, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Kirby Mass Attack, Kirby's Return to Dream Land, Kirby's Dream Collection Special Edition, Kirby: Triple Deluxe, Kirby Fighters Deluxe, Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe, Kirby: Planet Robobot, Team Kirby Clash Deluxe, Kirby's Blowout Blast, Kirby Battle Royale, Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn, Super Kirby Clash, Kirby Fighters 2, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Kirby: PakuPaku Gourmet Race, Kirby's Dream Buffet, Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe, Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, the Kirby novel series, Kirby Manga Mania, or Hoshi no Kirby: KiraKira Pupupu World.
• Dark Crafter does appear in Kirby and the Rainbow Curse and Kirby Star Allies
• Dark Crafter is one of the few pages in WiKirby that starts with the letter D. Others include others.
• the unknown reader wishes to check out the rumours and urban legends of Dark Crafter, eh?
• Dark Crafter made cameo appearance in the upcoming game Castle Dedede: Twilight of Stars.
• The highest-quality image available of what is suspected to be Dracula Waddle bears a striking resemblance to Dark Crafter.
• As of the initial date of this article's creation, running an auto-translate on the original Dark Crafter page now yields the bizarre name of 'dark cloud lid'.
  • Additionally, to this day, the Japanese Kirby Wikia insists that the correct translation of the page is 'Dark Crafter', and that the page was always about Dark Crafter, and that the whole idea of dark cloud lid was a silly misconception based on a joke spread at the expense of Google Translate's imperfect algorithm, but proponents of dark cloud lid see this as an insult to their dedication.
• While neither Nintendo nor HAL have made a statement regarding the existence of Dark Crafter, mentions of the name of Dark Crafter by fans in comments on their official Twitter pages or YouTube videos tend to result in quiet deletions of said comments. The name and similar derivatives has also curiously been banned from use for profiles or nicknames in various Nintendo Switch games, including Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and, oddly enough, Splatoon 2.
• If Dark Crafter was a vampire, he would be the first example of a boss who is immediately lethal, similar to bottomless pits and crushing hazards.
• One popular rumor insists that Dark Crafter is also somehow responsible for the Upwarp anomaly in Tick Tock Clock from Super Mario 64. This is largely considered to be a joke, however.
• Dark Crafter is the primary antagonist of the Kirby series.
• The number 3 is often associated with Dark Crafter's.
• The next mainline Kirby game will be the 13th installment in the main series to feature Dark Crafter, but not Green Greens - Pixel 13.
• This is not WiKirby's 13th April Fools' article.
• This is not an April Fools' article.
• Dark Crafter is the most discussed topic in the Kirby series.
• Disregard the below statement.
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• Often when performing actions, or when entering doors while still eligible for a Gold Star, Crafter shouts 'Aye', which was a word Dark Crafter often repeated in place of actual speech in the anime, Dark Crafter: Right Back At Ya!. Samwell Mass Attack is the only game where this happens.
• Dark Crafter cannot drown in marshmallow cream.
• Dark Crafter has arguably the largest vocabulary of "aye" and "that's bupkis!" of any character in the series.
• Dark Crafter was the last character to feature 7-up-based 6-D graphics.
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• Dark Crafter's best friend is Eleknight.
• Dark Crafter is secretly Dark Crafter in disguise.
• Why are you crafting this.
• Don't you have something else better to craft?
• Are you Dark Crafter?
• You are the unknown reader.
• Dark Crafter received a Metacritic score of 9001, which is over 9000.
• Upon 100% completion of Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, the game converts into a real life Dark Crafter.
• Dark Crafter Mass Attack is rated Ao 18+ only in the states of Utah and Montana.
• Dark Crafter will conquer Ohio.
• Most airplane accidents happen becuse of Dark Crafter.
• Dark Crafter is bored.
• Fighting Dark Crafter has been known to cause cancer in the state of California.
• Warning! Choking hazard. Not for children over 3 years old unless supervised by Dark Crafter.
• Omae wa mou shindeiru.
• If you read this article upside-down, you will start to wonder if Dark Crafter is even real.
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• Dark Crafter is the focus of the next game in the Kirby series, Kirby: The Mystery of Dark Crafter.
• Dark Crafter may have some relation to Dracula Waddle, since they're always next to each other, but nobody knows for certain.
  • Dark Crafter are definitely related to Green Greens - Pixel 13. Trust us.
  • Dark Crafter is also who caused Hyness to summon Void Termina, since he is clearly "that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis" Hyness was referring to in his rant.
• Dark Crafter has an article on the Japanese Kirby Wiki.
• An urban legend states that EleCyon is allergic to Dark Crafter. Whenever this blue hexagon is placed near him, he'd sneeze at him and he gets Dark Crafter Disease.
• Dark Crafter refers to the unknown reader lovingly as 'the player'. Despite this, he doesn't bother to remember your name.
• Dark Crafter is the only one of the Three Mage-Sisters to have a boss battle theme that isn't related to "Song of Supplication", which may be due to the fact that he is not a mage sisters.
• Dark Crafter was going to be included in the first fighter's pass in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, but Zan Pyramid Sands was added instead.
• One time, Dark Crafter went to the DMV to get her driver's license renewed, but had to wait four hours because the stupid clerk kept trying to call the police since this sentient blob of paint defied all laws of physics. At least they gave him a discount after the fact.
• Dark Crafter also has an article on WiKeeby.
• Despite Dark Crafter clearly being the more famous character, the series is named after Kirby instead.
• It is commonly thought that Shigeru Miyamoto wanted Dark Crafter to be colorless, and Masahiro Sakurai decided to make him rainbow colored late in Kirby and the Rainbow Curse's development. This is true.
• Dark Crafter is related to Nosferatu Waddle and Purple Plants - Pixel 29.
• Dark Crafter knows Zoo Pennsylvania's true name, but refuses to share it. This is because he is stupid.
• Do not know: Dark Crafter simple face is starting to become a better character, but Masahiro Sakurai and the creators have chosen the simple design and follow it.
• While Shigeru Miyamoto thinks Dark Crafter Yellow is the most popular, Masahiro Sakurai has decided that the end of Kirby's Dreamland will be red and will appear white on the North American box. This is wrong, because it is clear that Dark Crafter originated in the concept of the game before his name was finally established. Miyamoto explained that he thought Dark Crafter would turn yellow on the black and white stove and was surprised to see her red. To address this negative thinking, Dark Crafter usually starts with Kiribi’s dream, both as a second-time athlete and later as an athlete.
• By first name, Dark Crafter is not always round, so it is usually slightly pear-shaped. This is especially true of Kirby's Dreamland 2 and Super Nintendo games. Then Dark Crafter's body is surrounded entirely by Super Smash Bros. 3D graphics. A Kirby 64: Crystal Shards for Nintendo 64.
• Manufacturers often use Dark Crafter heights to measure other characters. For example, Mivers report states that Bass Flowery Woods has about 9 records.
  • Also, he measured Dark Crafter's jump height. Kirby superstar Dark Crafter 3.2 has reportedly jumped to Dark Crafter, but newer titles like Kirby: Triple Deluxe allow it to run up to 4.3 Dark Crafter at a time.
• Many sources, including Kirby's 25th Annual Website, report that Dark Crafter has "excellent driving skills." Like their Super Smash Bros Cup. Melee describes it as a "necessary tool". He was not sure what this meant; This term may be a misinterpretation of the so-called "fine motor skills".
• Dark Crafter may have created WiKirby.
• According to WiKirby's writing unspecifics, this is a good page.
• Because Dark Crafter is used in nearly every Kirby game, some have compared it to The Synth. They do not have similar names.
• It appears that the third cancelled Kirby GCN title was going to heavily use Dark Crafter, going by unused models found in the files of Kirby's Return to Dream Land. Some fans speculate every boss in the game was going to be Dark Crafter in some form, and some also believe it was was game's final boss.
• It's very likely that Dark Crafter is one of the many creations of the ancients, which would explain why it's so mystical.
• Despite being the most Dark Crafter-y song ever, "Dark Crafter Battle" doesn't feature Dark Crafter. According to a Nintendo Dream interview from 2011 no English speaking fan has ever managed to find and read before but thankfully was mentioned in the Japanese Kirby wiki, Shinya Kumazaki asked Jun Ishikawa to not reference Dark Crafter in the song, in fear that it would make the song have too much Dark Crafter energy and anyone who listened to it would collapse, not being able to handle it.
• Kumazaki asked Ando to add "Dark Crafter Battle" to Zan Percussion's battle theme, and he remembered.
• Dark Crafter's appearance is derived from concept art of Grandfather Haltmann for Kirby: Planet Robobot Deluxe, and even moreso greatly resembles the concept more than what President Haltmann is.
  • This has led to some fans suspecting that Dark Crafter may be related to Grandfather Haltmann due to the consistent gear motif and great resemblance to said concept art. Shinya Kumazaki has played up this statement as more of a mystery in a site preview for a November 2024 issue of Nintendo DREAM. 
• Dark Crafter shares several similarities with Crowned Doomer, such as being a boss.
• Dark Crafter is said to have been spotted as a hidden texture in The Adventure Begins - Pixel 2401, and could be even considered as his first appearance before his actual debut as a boss in Kirby and the Rainbow Curse.
• Dark Crafter is implied to be the creator of the Robobot Armor and its corresponding blueprints for it. This was never confirmed.
• Dark Crafter is said to not have a mustache, even less so than the one on Sans Undertale.
• If you don't count Kirby and the Rainbow Curse and Kirby Star Allies, Dark Crafter has never made an appearance in a video game.
• Some players have claimed to have seen Dark Crafter in the Green Gardens stage ever since the Version 2.0.0 update of Kirby Fighters 2, however these claims remain unconfirmed.
• Dark Crafter's internal codename is 'guy'.
• Kirby Fighters 2 shows the player how much health Dark Crafter has. This number is always 3 or less.
• Dark Crafter is the first Kirby character to not have an amiibo.
  • In addition, he is the second character to not do anything interesting with amiibo.
• Most, if not all of Dark Crafter's attacks had invincibility frames removed. This is because too much invincibility frames would make the boss interesting.
  • Oddly enough, one exception to this is Shooter Cutter, which has never been seen being used by Dark Crafter.
• The American and Canadian Nintendo Store webpages for Kirby and the Rainbow Curse say that Dark crafter speaks Brazilian Portuguese, even though he does not. This mistake does not occur on the Japanese, European, Australian, Chinese and Korean webpages.
• If four controllers are connected, inputting the code +/-, L, A, R, B, Y, Up button, and Capture button on all four controllers during the battle with Dark Crafter will take the player to the credits of Kirby's Dream Collection Ordinary Edition.
• It is not possible to bring a Copy Ability into the Dark Crafter battle. This has been scientifically proven.
• Nothing special will happen if the unknown reader battles Dark Crafter for 86 seconds. However, it could be argued that the mere act of fighting him for that long without being paused is special in and of itself, and really, who could take that away from the unknown reader?
• The stage The Final Battle in Kirby and the Rainbow Curse was almost certainly inspired by Dark Crafter. Or maybe it's the other way around.
• If the player modifies Dark Crafter to remove him, they'll not see him anymore.
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• According to a Miiverse post by the developers, Dark Egger speaks a language that "could be called 'Crafterese'", which mostly consists of gibberish, but has a few recognizable words such as the player's name.
• In the English version of Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, Eggolor exists.
• On April 1, 2024, the unknown reader read this page. Or maybe the unknown reader didn't.
• Dark Egger is officially acknowledged as egg-shaped by the developers at HAL Laboratory, and he is given the nickname "crafty egg". In retaliation, he calls the unknown reader "the playeregg".
• In Kirby Art & Style Collection, one page detailing concept art for Dark Egger revealed that the use of rainbow colors in his design is meant to be a reference to Kirby and the Rainbow Curse.
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• Dark Crafter pushed his nose into his temple, which opened wide. (required)
• Nintendo 3DS/Vii U and Super Smash Bros. The final word on Super Smash Bros. Jackalpuff Ultimate Dark Crafter is a fun and green treat. It was just a dream.
• Dark Crafter is lying in front of a board game.
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• A blogpost sun by some "Grandfather Haltmann" claims that Dark Crafter is one of the secret characters in some supposed "sequel to a Smash Kirby video game". It was unknown what he meant by that, and it still is unknown.
• Recordings of Dark Crafter in real life were used as bases to create The Synth.
• Dark Crafter, just as Pteran, are two of the latest residents of the Olde World, according to the thirtieth leak.
• the unknown reader is currently wondering what connection does Kany has with Dark Crafter, but to know that 100% completion needs to be achieved.
• Dark Crafter has, is, and will ask you to drink water. If you don't, he will make sure that you do still.
• Paintra exists.
• Dark Crafter was allowed to create worlds with paint but ONLY if they were REALLY funny.
• One variant of Sphere Doomer, known as a Dark Sphere Doomer, may have been inspired by Dark Crafter.
• Dark Crafter was considered to be a Dream Friend in Kirby Star Allies, but was replaced by Mizore Yoroizuka from Liz and the Blue Bird at the last minute.
• Every single trivia fact since the one about "rumours and urban legends" has been a reference to a previous April Fools' article.
• This page was created by the player.
• This page was definitely not created by RHVGamer.